Thurston

ginger. Speed increased X5 when he removes his shoes. Has mastered the "shoelace technique" which has caused him to get laid countless times. Was born a web and contaminated people around him with anime. Flat out will not hesitate to kill George if he thinks about Holly.

Person 1: who's that?

Person 2: that's Thurston

Person 1: why the fuck is he barefoot?

Person 2: speed

by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019

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The Thorton

The tiny patch of hair a woman will leave unshaven right above the clit. Resembles the small patch of hair below the lip of Billy Bob Thorton.

She was clean shaven except for the Thorton.

by Swollen_Ostrich January 14, 2009

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Big Mama Thorton

Thouest holiest worm on a string. Girl is the sexiest of them all. She slides like she be on the red carpet, and her fur is OH, so blue. When you look into her eyes, your life flashes before you, and she can predict your future. She is a proud Mama to L'il Baby Thorton and wife to Big Daddy Thorton.

Look at Big Mama Thorton, she really glides like no other worm!

by WormOnAStringWorshiper April 5, 2021

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Thurston

A person who is sensational at most things they do. Also a term to describe someone who has a ton of close friends (of opposite sex) but remains single.

Hey Jenny, who is that guy dating?
No one.
But how come he is always with so many girls? Is he gay?
No, he's a thurston.

by soccer.kid November 7, 2011

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Mr.Thorson

Annoying 8th grade science teacher who explains thing to one class and not the other, doesn't realize you are sleeping, and thinks science is cool

Mr. Thorson: Blah Blah Blah
Student: Zzzzzz...

Period 1 Mr.Thorson: Do your homework! (No explination how and then the bell rings)
Period 2 Mr. Thorson: Do not use birthdays or repetitive events for examples on your homework more than once! (bell rings)

by annoyed8thgrader December 6, 2011

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