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Thomaston

A construction area in Midcoast Maine in which residents inhabit. Located between the towns of Warren and Rockland, it is easily identifiable on U.S. Rt. 1 as there are miles of cars all waiting to get a glance of this one of a kind construction-land that is all the rage. Thomaston offers small eateries and salons for those who want to enjoy the day in constructionville as well as some local AirBnB's to stay in overnight if you want to get a full day's worth of beeping and diesel engines and the clanking of metal. Most people do not have jobs or places to go in Thomaston which is why they're always in their car in Main street enjoying the grand views of dirt, tar, and the group's of construction employees supervising one construction employee working. Thomaston is open year round but construction tourism begins in middle spring and lasts into the fall. Be sure to reserve your trip to see what's going on!
Bob: Hey what're you doing tomorrow, Sarah?

Sarah: I have nothing planned!

Bob: Would you like to go to Thomaston? The newest pavement exhibit will be on display and the lines are supposed to be long so we should get there early for a good view!

Sarah: That sounds wonderful! Let me tell my boss I'm calling out sick tomorrow!
by Midcoast Liberal June 13, 2017
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Thomasine

A girls name, nice & from Europe.

Pronounced like: Thomasin
Not: Thomasiin, Thomasiinee or Thomasine
-Do you know that girl Thomasine?
-Yeah, isn't she that hawt european girl?
-She is..
by shitiitjjaat December 12, 2006
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thomassen

The most caring guy in the world. He's sweet, and smart, and a bit shy. He gets jealous easily but only because he cares and worries so much. He's not super attractive, but he's not bad looking either. He is the best straight version of a gay best friend ever.
That one guy is so Thomassen.
by TheRealMeIsMyself February 2, 2014
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Thotmaster

Ruler of Thots (the hoe over there); one who is masters and dominates over those "hoes". Commonly one who carries various STDs. This male or rare female figure can usually be spotted or told apart by his or her douchey appearance.
That guy is surrounded by thots, he's like a Thotmaster
by Master of thots June 13, 2014
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Thomasignophoria

The compulsive need to read aloud every road sign you see for 900 kilometres. Difficult to pronounce words must be sounded out repeatedly until they are properly articulated.
Tanya totally has Thomasignophoria. She read every sign out loud for the whole 900kms. When we saw the "Sammamish 15" sign, she was like "Sam-ish; Sam-am-ish; Sam-mam-ish".
by Girl Army July 5, 2012
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thomatized

meaing 2 - to be royally screwed by someone named Thomas or Tom
Thomas totally thomatized my on the repairs he did to my roof.
by wordthinker April 10, 2015
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thomasthesextoy

Me: hey did you see that meme thomasthesextoy posted?
Homie: yea it was hella funny
by Damian got cancer October 5, 2019
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