A slang term referring to a particularly "square cracker." "Square" to mean their activities and social behaviors are stereotypical for caucasians and "cracker" being used in the same way as the slang term for a white person used commonly. Triscuits play everything by the book and are portrayed rather accurately by Dave Chappelle in his impressions of white people.
The new country club claims to have a diverse membership but when I set foot in the dining room it was practically a triscuit convention.
by bsmdm March 25, 2009
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Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"
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Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"
by Carl GW Smith May 2, 2007
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An abbreviation for the fashionable yet delicious square shaped snack we all love aka the trendy biscuit
Jordan was hungry earlier but luckily I had some triscuits in my backpack to offer her. By offering them I looked fashionable and she no longer thought I was chunky for carrying food around with me.
by MATTYJAYYY November 15, 2011
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• Titts that are droopy & lumpy that look like chewed up triscuits. Titts that are misshaped. Titts that you don’t want to touch. Titts that look like cottage cheese that were stung by a billion bees.
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• Titts that are droopy & lumpy that look like chewed up triscuits. Titts that are misshaped. Titts that you don’t want to touch. Titts that look like cottage cheese that were stung by a billion bees.
• Someone with ugly & undesirable titts, male or female.
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