Theys

The plural form for ‘they’. Since we now use the word ‘they’ to replace singular pronouns ’she’ and ‘he’, the word ‘they’ should be considered singular and the word ‘theys’ plural.

Theys are meeting the groups at the cafe.

by Mcfarlandridge August 7, 2021

Theis

An obsession with the furious, beloved Theis.

Often used in context with Kasserejs, majs, pejs, etc.

Omg, i love Theis, he's so good at kasserejs.

My friends Theis have a huge schlong.

by Bunnerlol March 17, 2021

Theis Tax

“Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax”

“The Rockets Lost? Have you taken Theis Tax into consideration?”

by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021

thei mwe

A thei mwe is someone who is very introverted. They are usually very shy too. One distinctive feature of a thei mwe is that they are vey cute and damnnnnn pretty. Most of them come with hella sexy bodies too!!! Some say thei mwe's are GOD's finest creations, others says they are the angles amongst the humans. They are just too perfect! If you have a chubby thei mwe in your life, DON'T EVER LOSE THEM. They are the rarest kind of thei mwe to find. Also important note, if you have a chubby thei mwe, be ready to feed them with whatever they want to eat! IT'S A MUSTTT!

Wowww! I wish I look like a thei mwe.
omg! You look like a thei mwe today, so pretty!
I wish I was dating a thei mwe...
LOOK AT THAT A RARE THEI MWE!

by yours truly 101 November 24, 2021

sebastian theis

Big dick boy

did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis

by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016

Theis

Theis is the synonym of a god.
Theis is one of the best people you will come to find. Theis is the type of guy to microwave his dog to make the dog feel warm. He may be a retard, but his heart is at the right place. Theis is also has an above average penis.

"Yo Theis! How many chicks have you pulled this week?"
"I dunno man, stopped counting after 29"

by Swaveyyy October 10, 2022