Thesis Envy

A condition experienced by some students because their friends have thesis and they don’t. Usually this happens when friends are starting to complete their thesis and graduate while these students are stuck with their own thesis. Thesis envy could lead to several conditions. One of the conditions is regression. This can be seen when thesis-writing students take classes that are meant for students below their level, for example taking classes for first or second year students. Another condition is professor complex, the students identify themselves with their professors and/or have an unconscious desire to kill their professors.

Example 1

He told me he wants to kill his professor because his professor is being very difficult with his thesis. I think he has thesis envy.

Example 2

Dude, seriously. You're beginning to talk like Professor Burns. I thing you have thesis envy.

by Aristogama December 9, 2008

Thesis Hatement

A term used to describe a situation where someone is publicly talking shit about someone else during school.

Dude did you hear that thesis hatement that that Kelly said about Marcy?

by Esmeralda Is Bae October 12, 2017

A Cruel Angel's Thesis

(Zankoku na tenshi no teze) the opening of 1995 anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion, cures depression, whilst the show itself brings all of that said depression back

"wew, my depression disappears when i listen to A Cruel Angel's Thesis"

by ofrfr October 11, 2020

encryptment thesis

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.

The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003

Sabine's Thesis

Govinda does not find peace.

Harwood says: "Sabine's Thesis sucks."

by Hoe-G-String-Slutto November 28, 2004

feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

35 page thesis

The assignment/task/job is so ridiculous that it's equivalent to a "35 page thesis" which is ridiculous to do. This leads you to want to bullshit the assignment.

So when an assignment is really redundant or too difficult, it is "35 page thesis" material .

I'm willing to pull a 35 page thesis out of my ass just to pass this class.

This English assignment is 35 page thesis material. I'm not going to try.

by xXKylaAnimeXx March 14, 2019