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thesis face

The facial expression on one's face after one has been sitting in front of the computer while unable to contribute anything significant to their thesis, instead staring at the screen in anguish.
I saw Jane in the library today; she must have writers block, as she was making her thesis face at the computer screen.
by braindead101 May 17, 2011
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Thesisize

SYLLABICATION: The-sis-iz v. pl. the·sis-izs (-sz)

PRONUNCIATION: the·sis-iz
Definition 1. (v.) To research and write a thesis.
ETYMOLOGY: Latin, collection, from Greek, from tithenai, to put; see dh- in Indo-European roots. Senses 5 and 6, Middle English, from Late Latin, lowering of the voice, from Greek, downbeat, from tithenai.
MEANING: The act of developing a Thesis from the synthesis of contraries to, and analysis of, observations of physical and/or behavioral reality with postulates (the accepted truths to reason on) clearly stated.
FUNCTION: The process of developing conclusions with logical truth value based on verifiable observations of physical and/or behavioral reality.
Example
Thesisize the results of your synthesis of the contraries (apposing arguments) to the analysis of the observations of the inner city decline of civilized behavior.
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thesis

The paper you have to write in order get a masters degree from cal poly.
I really don't want to write this thesis. It has to be like 100 pages!
by sbthomas May 28, 2004
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Thesis Envy

A condition experienced by some students because their friends have thesis and they don’t. Usually this happens when friends are starting to complete their thesis and graduate while these students are stuck with their own thesis. Thesis envy could lead to several conditions. One of the conditions is regression. This can be seen when thesis-writing students take classes that are meant for students below their level, for example taking classes for first or second year students. Another condition is professor complex, the students identify themselves with their professors and/or have an unconscious desire to kill their professors.
Example 1

He told me he wants to kill his professor because his professor is being very difficult with his thesis. I think he has thesis envy.

Example 2

Dude, seriously. You're beginning to talk like Professor Burns. I thing you have thesis envy.
by Aristogama December 9, 2008
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thesish

Wimpy humanities paper writing: It is the prototype of the thesis. The thesish might become your thesis statement with some tweaking, but it is definitely not there yet. A work in progress, it is often defined by the stuff you come up with or that somehow winds up in your paper. This way, your thesis cannot really be contradicted by mountains of way more researched and erudite material that you never thoroughly read.
"What's your thesis, Nick?"
"Oh dewd, I don't have one yet. I just got this thesish which changes every time I research a new article."
by Nickyboysmartypants June 26, 2005
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35 page thesis

The assignment/task/job is so ridiculous that it's equivalent to a "35 page thesis" which is ridiculous to do. This leads you to want to bullshit the assignment.

So when an assignment is really redundant or too difficult, it is "35 page thesis" material .
I'm willing to pull a 35 page thesis out of my ass just to pass this class.

This English assignment is 35 page thesis material. I'm not going to try.
by xXKylaAnimeXx March 14, 2019
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Thesisize

To research a subject and develop a thesis on the subject.
Thesisize autism.
by donaldjjohnsonsr June 2, 2016
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