Theodore

The sweetest man alive, he is so nice and makes all the girls around him blush. He has beautiful blonde hair and sparkling eyes, he has a deep manly voice and is so ripped. He has three arms and purple skin, he has seven girl friends and 12 wife's.

WOW THEODORE IS SO HOT.

by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018

Theodore

Theodore is the type of guy that would spend all his time and money even if he can’t afford to. He is goofy and loyal.

Becky: That Theodore guy kinda cute
Jane:He is really loyal aswell
Becky: I call dibs

by antonio fallorto June 4, 2020

Theodore

The most dank, zasty man alive. Usually has a huge meme collection. He's the most memeiest guy alive

See that guy over there, he's such a Theodore. He has the biggest meme collection I've ever seen!

by The SmaoamS November 26, 2017

Theodoreing

The Act of being a stalker, and or the act of being Theodore.

Nigga, Quit Theodoreing me!

by EviL LeM0nZ November 17, 2014

Theodore

a sexy bastard. usually has a really big dick. is not circumcised.

"OMG Theodore fucked me last night and he ripped my ass with his huge cock!"

by big_man97 March 2, 2017

Theodore

nickname from George W. Bush for Ted Cruz

Theodore was on the legal team for the 2000 presidential recount, was on the domestic policy team for Bush-Cheney 2000, and Dubya told media outlets that he didn’t like him during the 2016 presidential election.

by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020

Theodoring

To be Theodored, or to Theodore. It is to engage in something, end up ignoring it, and leave it with little to no notice. It is also to never read someone's messages.

My man Witt just Theodored me after I told him the news. Now I know how Theodoring feels for the victim.

by Zuksod September 22, 2018