The Human Version of a Golden Retriever 

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

Rylan-the annoying version 

A guy that gets all the girls and if your on his bad side he thinks he is tougher than you

Boy1- wow look at Rylan-the annoying version he is a show off
Boy2- soo true rylan sucks at everything.

Rylan-the annoying version by That one anime channel December 19, 2021

kys (the kids version)

Kys (the kids version) means, keep yourself safe!

Someone who doesn't know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey girl im gonna go drive to walmart
p2: ok, kys!
p1: wtf bro u tellin me to kms?? 💀

Someone who DOES know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey im gonna drive to walmart
p2: kk, kys!!
p1: i will, ly bbg 👋🏻

kys (the kids version) by vivsterpng August 13, 2023

Noah's Ark - The Short Version 

ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D

"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."

Noah's Ark - The Short Version by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

The Game (card version) 

The Game is an invented game which is related to Magic the Gathering. The concept is that a player may use any creatures from any universe (comics, movies, mythology, etc.) and match them up against his opponents, the results of which are then debated. Creating a deck and playing The Game is a complex process, but the idea is simply to foster epic arguments

Carter and I were playing The Game (card version). He had no chance after my Gandalf ripped apart his Dumbledore

N.B. you don't call it The Game (card version). You call it The Game. urbandictionary required me to write it that way

The Game (card version) by beastofcville May 16, 2010

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm. 

It goes: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil cause I'm the meanist S.O.B. in the valley.

Do you know the S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm?
S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm. by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010