Finding the seam

(v) when a woman masturbates by squeezing and releasing her thighs while wearing tight pants.

Girl 1: ....ugh
Girl 2: I saw you checking him out.
Girl 1: no...no...I was just thinking.
Girl 2: Nope...you were total finding the seam right then, weren't you
Girl 1: aah...you caught me...I hope it wasn't too obvious.

by S Benedict Cheng March 28, 2008

riding the seam

when a girl rubs herself on the seam of her trousers or jeans to feel sexual arousal.

in a boring maths class

by kate December 22, 2004

Where the seams meet

Vagina reference.

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.

by Alexander Skinbound August 11, 2016

riding the seam

When a woman achieves sexual arousal by wearing tight jeans. This occurs when the seam of the jeans comes into contact with the clitoris and, by pressing one's thighs together, creates a pleasurable sensation that often leads to orgasm.

The guys at work think I'm just working on reports in my cube, but in reality I'm "riding the seam" every time we have a casual day.

by IM3 June 29, 2008

The Steamer

Nickname given to LeBron James, small forward for the Miami Heat, paying homage to his two most memorable feats: (1) when he shit on the entire city of Cleveland by announcing on LIVE TV that he was leaving them for Miami, (2) when he choked harder than anyone has ever choked before, during the 2011 NBA Finals.

Chris: "Did you know that the Steamer STILL hasn't asked the mother of his children to marry him?"

Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."

by HoboSpider December 27, 2011

The Steamy Farmer

When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.

"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."

by Zvezdislav February 16, 2018

licking the seam

When one naked male lies flat on his back, with his legs folded against his chest so that his feet are situated behind his head, and has his partner lick the seam that runs down the centerline between his anus and testicular region.

"Christian was licking the seam of Raj up and down to the beat of Toxic by Britney Spears last night, while Cristian masturbated in the corner."

by Darren McLean February 2, 2007