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The Scott Popsicle Test

The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!
Sure, it's big enough, but did it pass the Scott Popsicle Test?
by Danny2242 February 13, 2021
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The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.
"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"
by Gryndle June 5, 2016
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The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.
by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022
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The Hungarian Popsicle

Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!
Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”

István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”

Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”
by Keeper_of_the_Realm01 August 16, 2022
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The Spanish Popsicle

A sexual act where someone holds an ice cube in their mouth until it is very cold, then they pour hot sauce onto an erect penis before engaging in fallatio (oral sex).
Last night we did the Spanish Popsicle. I've never felt a wilder burn than that before!
by TSP-Kitty December 8, 2025
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Dropped My Popsicle In The Dirt

When someone is giving head and they throw up on your "popsicle"
The bitch dropped my popsicle in the dirt last night so I made her sleep on the couch.
by Onna Johanson October 24, 2007
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Popsicle in the freezer

lyric originally used in the song Sugar rush by BIBI “I don’t need no man for dessert I got popsicles in my freezer”
by Conscriptboss February 24, 2024
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