pisser

When something goes wrong

The bike shop rang to say my bike won't be ready for another 2 weeks.

Fuck, that's a pisser.

by Ben Cope May 22, 2003

no pisser

A task so urgent that not even a bathroom break is possible until it is complete.

He knew that correcting the mistake in the (soon to be delivered) presentation slides would be a no pisser.

by DirtyWaterbury February 11, 2019

pisser

Used mainly in England to describe when something or somebody is funny. Also spelt as pissa.

Bill: i was hanging round with that boy earlier, you know? the one with the red hat and blonde hair.

Ben: oooooh, that's Bob, he's a right pisser!

by bringit. February 20, 2009

Pisser

German for a guy who really sucks. approximately derived from pissen= to pee somewhere

Der blöde Pisser hat es schon wieder versaut!
This sucker bugged it up again!

by Mr dumb December 15, 2011

pisser

1) (n) The bathroom.
2) (n) A highly undesirable situation, or a hectic brawl, or other occurrence where one stands a goot chance of getting their head smashed in. Often used in conjunction with fucking.

1) Hold up, I need to go to the pisser.
2) We got in such a fucking pisser last night, you wouldn't believe!

by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003

Pisser

A woman who pisses on your chest immediately after fucking her brains out. It has not yet been determined the exact nature behind this phenomena but one must assume it is simply an act of territorial procedure. The pissing can also be accompanied by some silent farting which in most cases is just plain fucking disgusting.

Steve: Hey man the funniest thing happened. I was just finishing up plowing your mom for a good 17 minutes when the crazy bitch got up, crouched over top of me, and starting pissing.

Jim: Aw sick dude... my mom's a pisser!?!?

by SKYYGUYY April 9, 2009

pisser

Something irritating.

Ack, that was a pisser.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003