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the mitts

A term used to describe a hot person. Derived from the saying "She's so hot you have to take her out with oven mitts." This term is reminiscent of old sayings like "the bee's knees" or "the cat's pajamas." Since its creation, it has been adapted to refer to anything that is very good or cool.
About a hot person:
Terrence: Did you see that smokin' hot girl freak dancing on me?
Nicholas: Yeah she was the mitts.

About anything:
Daniel: Dear God. Look at the size of that broadsword. I must have it.
Nicholas: Yeah, that thing is the mitts.
by Rich LeFevre March 2, 2009
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The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.
"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".
by BaldWilly June 25, 2019
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The Mittani

Leader of the Goonswarm Federation and Clusterf*ck Coalition in EVE Online. Also runs a news webpage about the game.

Cited by many as a cyberbully and sperglord.

Also cited as a tyrannical but effective leader.
1) Did you see The Mittani's latest article? Man that guy is such a sperglord, he needs to calm down with the blow!
2) Holy crap I made fun of Mittani's haircut. He's sent 50 catalyst spaceships to harass me now.
by Anthix September 4, 2014
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The Mitten

Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.
1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."

2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"
by T-Bottom August 27, 2009
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The mitten

Yea foo, I’m from the mitten
by Omwtgyb December 7, 2018
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Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.
He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten
by chickengutz March 29, 2010
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slip it in the mitten

a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot.
see that six? i'm gonna slip it in the mitten...
by omen8 productions January 5, 2007
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