the main vein

Penis

My bladder is so full I think its time to drain the main vein

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

The Main Board

The Main Board is the most deluded place on the whole of the innernet, making it extremely amusing for both Saints fans and the rest of the world alike.

The Main Board consists of typical fred such as the one below!

Poster 1: I heard Paul Allen is coming to Saints
Poster 2: hcdajfu
Poster 3: O'RLY
Poster 4: Wow this is great we will be the best team in the world in no time!
Poster 5: We're going to be better than Pompey again!
Poster 6: That'll shut Corp Ho up!
Poster 7: w00t!
Poster 8: I'm going to take over saints.
Poster 9: Lets just focus on our next game for now!
Poster 10: OK, I think we will win!

by wwwwwwwwww December 10, 2007

Message to the main

Sending a message by something anyone can see.

Written in the stars, a million miles away, a message to the main

by RazzleDazzle123 March 22, 2011

The Main Devent

Being just an absolute Leg End!

A frothing monster.

One who “feeds the dogs”

Man, that dude dropped 20+ on rebirth with only grind loot. He’s The Main Devent!

by Metal_Mitch October 12, 2021

Can't Raise the Main Sail

Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"

Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

Tell it to the Marines

When recounting a "tall story", the response "Tell it to the Marines" implies, "Go and tell your sea-story to some gullible landlubber, because no sailor will believe you".

Dates back to the before the Napoleonic wars, in the Royal Navy.

Pilot #1: "I lost the starboard engine on the base leg, but I still managed to bring it it for a perfect three-point greaser"

Pilot #2: "Tell it to the Marines"

by eighthofseven August 31, 2010

the main man

A cool guy thats bad at everything

Subscribe to The main man or the_main_man777

by 31ft_long_shlong October 16, 2019