Hobgoblin

Going to a lower class pub and ordering the wrong drink will end up with a hobgoblin. It is when a large gentleman places his fist in a furnace then shoves it up the offenders arse. This advances into a fisting motion until the offenders head reaches the beams on the ceiling of the pub.

Dave, don't worry, i'm already preparing a hobgoblin.

by Walshers52 September 13, 2010

Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

by Blowfish August 15, 2005

Hobgoblin

An imaginary, illlusory idea. A naive lie based on fantasy. Bullshit. A rather elaborated, but fantastic and hard to believe story, mostly used to fool someone or to cover up the truth. A make-believe lie.

You don't expect me to believe this hobgoblin stuff, do you?

by Ewerton Baldez March 12, 2009

Hobgoblin

A little person (midget or dwarf) with a facial deformity who enjoys performing oral sex on male genitalia.

Bro, last night I saw some hobgoblin blowing the shit out of your dad.

by LongCock Von HugenDong December 28, 2008

hobgoblin

Something Causing fear ;; a mischevious goblin

You instilled a hobgoblin in me I never knew of

by laurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren April 29, 2008

hobgoblin

When the ear is placed in contact with the butthole. The perpetrator plugs his or her nose and blows as hard as he or she can and ejects air and/or blood into the butthole.

Man, last night I saw this drunk guy hobgoblin someone! It was fucking nasty!

by halgaola September 26, 2007

Hobgoblin

Mrs. Salvador, my 4 year high school Italian teacher...

That damn hobgoblin just kicked me! What a bitch!

by Brockman and Fedor September 6, 2003