first

a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net

(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST

by dtsergiu February 10, 2009

Firstnesses

When you do more than one thing for the first time in one place

Will.i.am: this was where I had my first movie and my first song so that's a lot of firstnesses

by Emmetc May 2, 2009

FIRST

Posted on porn sites like youporn.com in the comment box when someone is the first one to masturbate to a video newly posted.

FIRST! Damn I wanked to this bitch before all you other wankers!!

by mastrb8r February 14, 2008

first

not second

he was there first

by reformedpug December 4, 2016

Firstnesses

The beginning of newnesses.

"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses"
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)

by xmenorigins May 6, 2009

But first

Phrase popularized by social media posters taking a selfie in awkward and sometimes dangerous situations.

I'm in the middle of surgery, but first... (snaps selfie)

by AMAAllTheWay January 20, 2021

but firsted

This is a result of being delayed in starting a chore, errand, task, etc because something else has to be completed first.

Rudy, I thought you were going to the store.
I am, "but first" I have to make the grocery list.

I was going to clean up the shop; however I got "but firsted" because the shop light was burned out and I had to change the bulb.

by But firsted December 9, 2008