The Elephant man 

An act where a male lays his sack across the eyes of a person, a ball in each eye socket and then bends his penis causing a "C" shape. Then inserting it in their nose/mouth depending on the gender of the victim causing the appearance of a elephant trunk.

Oh shit, check it out! Larry fell asleep and Patrick is totally giving him the elephant man! EWWWWWWW!

The Elephant man by Conan Owens February 12, 2009

the elephant in the room 

That one person at a part that takes up lots of room while dancing

"Let's all address the elephant in the room."

the elephant in the room by Freddy Benson December 9, 2014

the elephant fart 

When you are about to nut in her ass and she farts all over your waist, the sound will resemble a fart of a wild African elephant.

I pounded her ass with my dick so hard that she made "the elephant fart"

the elephant fart by dirty shrek123 June 8, 2018

The Elephant Man 

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.

Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

The Elephant Man by the philosophizir July 16, 2024

The Elephant Man 

When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.

Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

The Elephant Man by the philosophizir July 16, 2024

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer 

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006

Glazing the elephant 

To ejaculate over something

Joe was caught glazing the elephant over the new equipment

Glazing the elephant by Bigredwalrus March 28, 2019