nook the crook

A character in the animal crossing game series who is known for being financially greedy. He is a raccoon that charges high prices for housing.

Man my bank is worse than nook the crook!

by Clover172 January 12, 2024

Hooky Crookie the Rookie

Hasan's crooked nose.

The Hooky Crookie the Rookie is getting in the way.

by GooogleDefinitions April 19, 2022

Why Trump Cooks the Books

When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.

For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.

by MathPlus February 25, 2021

Crook the elbow

Marcus: "Yo, did you finally dip the snip?"
Augustus: "Yeah I crooked the elbow."

Crook the elbow is when you as a tremendous stud have had a dry period for weeks and you finally get drained.

by Roastedxx May 14, 2019

too many cooks in the kitchen

Especially in business, when there are too many people in charge of a job or project, they all tend to make their own changes/opinions and it just ends up ruining it.

"That project failed miserably, there were 5 people in charge of it and no one could come to an agreement, just too many cooks in the kitchen"

by netpan November 7, 2011

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat October 8, 2007

crook of the foot

The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.

I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.

by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018