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smoking the chap. 

When your smoking the chap you could be doing many of a thing.
1) You could be Smoking Dope.
2) You could have very chapped lips which need lip balm.
3) You could be acting like a tool.
4) You could be a toolbag which is more then a a tool.
Yo you "smoking the chap." bra?
Yea man that chap is super gnar.
Yo u wanna give me a hit of that chap?
Nah many this chaps for me and only for me.
Come on man i havent smoked that chap in 2 weeks please just one hit.
Aight man one hit and dont lip that chap or ill cut you.
smoking the chap. by Chapsmoker77 February 13, 2010
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the chaperone 

When you masturbate into a puppet while it watches you.
I was feeling particularly lonely the other day and so I gave myself the chaperone.

The Chaparral Effect

When something that you would’ve never even imagined could become possible becomes possible. Things that are statistically impossible, but happen anyway.
The chaparral effect is real, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I checked my security footage from my small business and saw someone defecating in front of my shop at five in the morning on a random Monday.

Angel in the Chapel 

An outside game played with at least four people, but it is fun with more. Everyone gathers at the base, and whoever is it tells everyone to "take a hike!" Then everyone runs away from the base (and hides if they want to) while the person who is it counts to ten. Then whoever is it yells, "angel in the chapel," and tries to tag as many people as possible before they get to the base. If someone is tagged, they will also be it next round. Then you start over, but this time everyone who was tagged is now it with the first person who was it. Once one person is left untagged, they win! And if you play again, they are it this time.

Extra Rules: If you stop touching the base, you are not safe. If you keep touching the base, anyone who touches you is also safe. You can't be within 10' of the base while the it person is counting.
You wanna go play Angel in the Chapel? It's so fun!

Rip in the Chap 

When something bad occurs and you don’t know how to respond you saw rip in the chap
Of shoot I forgot my shoes what a rip in the chap
Rip in the Chap by With fnansjfnem October 11, 2019

Rip In The Chap 

When something bad/annoying happens say “rip in the chap
“Hey sorry I cannot come anymore”
Oof Rip in the chap
Rip In The Chap by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019

Rip In The Chap 

When something bad or not planned happens you say “rip in the chap” Yes with a p, because p’s are better
“Sorry I can’t come today
Oof rip in the chap
Rip In The Chap by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019