what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.

Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.

by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017

rockin' the burbs

Living large in the suburbs. An abbreviation for rockin the suburbs.

I'm out here in Mountain View, CA, having fun and rockin' the burbs.

by Joshua Ke January 14, 2019

Burping the Orphan

The act of male masturbation.

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

The T.Burns Special

One of the best positions out there and you don't have to be a yoga master to pull off this beauty. Girl lies on her stomach guy lies on top. Feels great for everyone. The girls ass has a cushion/trampoline like effect reducing fatigue and prolonging pleasure. Sounds simple, is simple.

The T.Burns Special kinda looks like this:

O------,---- <--- Guy
O----------- <--- Girl

by Arthur J. Comesalot November 1, 2011

burping the worm

To ejaculate, see masterbate

Mom:Hey, what'd you do after school today?

You: Oh, I was burping the worm.

by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005

Burpin' the Baby

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008

burp the worm

The point of ejaculation when masterbating.

I burped the worm last night and almost got in my eye.

by dunno August 20, 2003