The sword is in the axe wound 

Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.

Alex sent a text to James: 'the sword is in the axe wound'
james sent a text to alex: 'Alrighty ;)'

The sword is in the axe wound by tthe masked stranger January 7, 2010

The Axe Kick

A deadly stomping blow or kicking action by bending the knee and releasing it on your opponent or victims leg. Or if on the ground their body or head.

You will get the axe kick when you do or say something idiotic or annoying.

The Axe Kick by B.E.D December 7, 2009

The Axe Effect

What happens when you wear Axe.

Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.

Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect

Do not press the button down all the way.

PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.

TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.

FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.

The Axe Effect by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

The Axis Nuke 

The result of the bowel movement you get after eating too much German Cuisine: Bratwurst, Baden-Württemberg, Pretzels, Fischstäbchen etc.

x: Hey i'm going out to a German restaurant tonight, want to come with?

y: I would but I don't want to drop the Axis Nuke if you catch my drift.

The Axis Nuke by That Guy who Informs July 8, 2016

wagging the axe 

Something done by Danish people in the privacy of their own home.

If they accidentally happen to look my way as I'm wagging the axe, it's of course a different situation.

wagging the axe by abini May 18, 2010

Giving it the Axl Rose

When an individuals ego suddenly becomes greater than everything and everyone around them. Oblivious to the fact that nothing has really changed apart from their perception of the world and their place in it.

- Did you see Jared pissing on Mr Purvis' car today?
- Yeah he's been giving it the axl rose since he aced his trig test! He'll probably get expelled for this shit!

Giving it the Axl Rose by czzyfzzy December 14, 2009

Picking the axe 

playing (shredding) the guitar, usually an electric guitar

guy #1:What'd you do last night?
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.

Picking the axe by johnny longsword November 10, 2010