The Lady And The Trump

This is the official name for the 2016 election. Hillary Clinton v Donald Trump.

Metaphor-They we're slurping on that presidential noodle. Trump got the longer part.

Feminist-"Hey, remember The Lady And The Trump"
Genderneutral-"Yeah, should have been called The Lady And The Orange"

by FedoraNeckbeard December 1, 2016

stump the trump

When you and an amputee have anal sex, using the stump left from their amputated limb

Yooo Stacey , me and my WWII vet grandpa just tried to stump the trump last night

by Shutuplinda June 9, 2016

The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.

*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

by Ass_Violater8008 July 21, 2017

The Trump effect

Doing something really stupid, but the to draw attention away from said stupid action, do something even more stupid, drowning out the affect of the first stupid action. Repeat until successful, and presidency is over.

“Oh crap I killed the cat, well by using the Trump effect, I can just eat the dog to make everyone forget about me killing the cat.”

by Thatguy22691 October 30, 2017

The Trump Special

Grabbing someone by the crotch or pussy

*Mike grabs Julia's pussy*
Mike: I just gave you the Trump Special, how do you feel?

by VH_Lucilius November 28, 2016

lady and the trump

The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.

Ther's the lady and the Trump

by tirtle January 14, 2017

the trump effect

The trump effect is a almost proven theory that every law or bill that Donald trump puts through will add another 100 protesters to the streets

Joe: hey man did you see the storm of protesters after Donald trump passed that travel ban.
Steve: yeah that's the trump effect.

by the bum rash January 30, 2017