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Off The Shrimp

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A belittling statement you tell a smaller person meaning stop talking so much.
A 4-11 guy walks in the bar, he's talking hella crap to everyone saying he can whoop everyones ass, that's when you walk up and say "OFF THE SHRIMP"
by DryMouthProductions May 19, 2023
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derived from the gen z line "just put the fries in the bag", this is the Australian version of it.
Crikey cunt! you really got nothing throughout the entire arvo... just put the shrimp on the barbie and let the roos hop to us mate.
by vidi September 17, 2025
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An action-adventure game written and developed by Sonic the Hedgehog. The game was a hit in Mongolia and sold 17 copies. You can buy the game for The Vectrex, the Atari Lynx, and the Philips CD-i. Sonic the Hedgehog is a pro Rocket League player who is clearly better than any other person in the world.
Sonic and the Seven Shrimp is da best game i have ever playyed.
by ChocolateFlavoredNut July 15, 2020
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A man with a small penis. His name is Justin because it’s only ever just in. His penis is like a shrimp; very small and often a bit smelly.
I had sex with Justin the trouser shrimp tonight! At least I think I did....
by Jock S January 25, 2018
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the battered shrimp

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while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.
it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.
by ear21 May 16, 2010
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This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Ultimate Shrimp Cocktail.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
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