saving the princess

masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)

gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."

by gerrychaos March 27, 2010

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awaken the princess

To transition from male to female– that is, to awaken your inner princess.

A reference to the Legend of Zelda II, where the goal of the game is to awaken Princess Zelda.

I know now what I must do; I must awaken the princess.

by Welliamism October 31, 2012

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Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm

Shimaya, otherwise known as the princess of sarcasm, is currently the ruler of the Kingdom Of Sarcasm. She also works as the Grim Reaper, and she loves the colors pink, bright pink, magenta, and literally every shade of pink. She is currently married to Poo Poo Head (The King Of Sarcasm.) Shimaya is a very girly-girl. She loves dresses, makeup, jewelry and more. She's also very pretty.

Songie: Omg hey is that Shimaya princess of sarcasm?
Moony: Yes! Let's go bow to her! We love you Shimaya!
Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm: I will torture your souls in hell, because I am the grim reaper, unless you stop calling me "Shimaya". When will you learn that isn't my name.

by moonlilac_iii March 5, 2021

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