Math

Really confusing shit that makes no sense to the average person(dumb ass) but is essential if you don't want to live under a bridge.

Person(dumbass) one: "I failed my math test"
Person(dumbass) two: "it's ok I did to"
Smart person(fucking rarer than a rare Pokemon): "Comon guys DeltaV is not hard to do"

by Communist Teddybears April 24, 2015

math

torture.

one of Lucifer's many ways of making us suffer.

resonable cause for suicide.

Nobody with any sense likes math.

Math sucks and i suck at doing it.

by Sunshine Dore June 21, 2005

Math

1) A source of common teenage suicide. Mostly defined as an area of academic study- but is known to cause mental health problems such as hallucinations, dizziness, and minor cases of concussion (usually from banging your head on a desk) Many retired drill sargeants and arabian assasins take up professions as math teachers to let their steam out on innocent, unfortunate students that had come to actually learn a valuable life skill. Children- avoid math at all costs (!!)
2) A system of numbers and variables believed to be useful in everyday life

1) I had come to math class ony to find that my A+ average has been ruined by a fuckin' test with graphing inequalities... what fuckin' bitch said that
X+3X-2Y<8XY ??? SCREW MATH!!!
2) When I majored in math- i thought i had done a great thing, but it turns out my head is endlessly cluttered with meaningless numbers and symbols (!!!)

by TheHotOne February 24, 2004

Math

What the universe can be broken down to at its basest form. One of the most frustrating topics EVER, but when one is able to grasp its complexities, can see the inner workings of nearly EVERYTHING.

Math is friggin' tough, but we all wish we had the ability to see it like John Nash.

by Mikey G October 21, 2003

math

when the fuck are we gonna use it in our lives?

person 1: did you do your math homework?

person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.

by JST505 January 29, 2009

Math

Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.

Math....Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 05, 2011

Math

Multifaceted term coined by the cartoon show Adventure Time.

1)Substitution for a curse word

2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation

1)"Let's get the math out of here!"

2)"It's pretty math, you psychopath."

by Kev-tron October 24, 2010