The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.

“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”

by TK404 October 13, 2021

hoover manuever, the

Actually, the Hoover is fucking a girl from behind, while she is on all fours, then pulling her arms out in front of her and pushing her around on the carpet.

*note: may cause serious rugburn.

While fucking his girlfriend, she called out another man's name, so he Hoovered her ass all over the floor.

by B DOG July 8, 2003

hoover manuever, the

A specially designed move -101- Hoover performs upon request in #-101

by tom August 28, 2003

hoover manuever, the

the act of climaxing inside da booty, as one proceeds to suck the man-juice out with a straw

person 1: do you need a drink
person 2: no, i just pulled off the hoover manuever so i'm not thirsty

by SkunX da pimp with a peg-leg May 11, 2003

Sparky the Hooter

Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.

Sparky the Hooter says, I Give a Hoot!

by Not R May 8, 2009

Boob on the hooter

Uttered by musically gifted English crackhead, Pete Doherty, after hearing a nasty comment Morrisey made about him. Meaning is unclear, but linguists believe despite the sexual connotations, most people on the recieving end of such "boobing" are 50 year old virgins. Staple threat on The Strokes' internet message board.

"Ray Ray said that the last Strokes album wasn't as sexygreat as the first. We ought to boob him on the hooter."

by Viv February 5, 2005

Bob the hooker

A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.

Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"

by the_penguin_error_234 August 21, 2020