het

A word meaning "heterosexual", used by people who are trying to seem clever or hip but succeeding at neither.

Oh my god, that het couple is totally staring at us. We're causing such a scandal, holding hands walking down the street.

by Branddobbe March 18, 2007

hets

A non-standard, personal, androgynous pronoun that can substitute for 'his' or 'hers'. See also e and het.

Who parked hets car right in front of my driveway?

by =Wirick January 8, 2005

Adjective for something that is uncool or bad.

by K. Phillips March 18, 2007

origin: A word used to describe a powerful smacking of a hockey ball with a hockey stick

1. HETS!!
2. What a HETS! son.
3. 'I put it through his legs, called the megs and then HETS! it!'

by Duttmunk May 24, 2011

Being caught out with, or blamed, for something.

He's het for that eg the school tuck shop's down by 2000 mars bars, one person gets all the blame, "He's het for that one".

by Ronstar August 28, 2008

An absolute legend you may say

A person who is a f'ing need

by HiroBD November 22, 2021

A non-standard, personal, androgynous pronoun that can substitute for 'him' or 'her'. See also e and hets.

If I find out who toilet-papered my house I'm going to make het clean it up.

by =Wirick January 8, 2005