A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.
Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?
Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.
Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?
Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.
Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.
Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?
Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.
by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009
Get the David the Grunting Spacker mug.The act of applying speed glide anti chafing deodorant stick to the area located between the testicles, anus, and bilateral thigh area to avoid severe chaffing from prolonged friction
bob : Holy shit I just ran 5 miles and my asshole, taint, grundle, and thighs are bleeding!!
John: Well, you need to butter the grundle before exercising you dumbshit
John: Well, you need to butter the grundle before exercising you dumbshit
by Giggle berry June 18, 2014
Get the butter the grundle mug.Related Words
The Grudge • the gruffudd • the grunberg • The Gru Pass • the grudge 2 • The Grumble • The Grumps • The Grunch • The Grunnys • The Gru
1. When the sweat from a mans sack runs down his leg and eats away the elastic in his socks.
2. Another term for chaifing or swamp ass.
2. Another term for chaifing or swamp ass.
by Biohavok May 1, 2009
Get the The Grut mug.by defenestrator March 22, 2005
Get the The Grunnies mug.An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.
"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted the grunberg."
"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."
"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."
by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005
Get the the grunberg mug.James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."
by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006
Get the Scruff the Gruff mug.The horror style is very much like the ring. It messes with your mind alot and makes you all jumpy. I say it's very scary and suspenseful.. but that's my opinion.
by Stalker Chick November 16, 2004
Get the the grudge mug.