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The Captain John Morgan 

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

The Captain's Log 

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.
Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

The Captain America

A sexual enticement, When a man dips his penis in Blue Paint, Red Paint and White Paint and Rubs it across his partners face until the blue paint shows completely! If you want to play the game. Try and make a Flag using your penis and the partners face. To make it tasty use Blue Koolaid, Red Koolaid and Whip-Cream.
EX: Johnny Captain America's Suzies Face Red and Blue then finished off with the stars and stripes The Captain America Style.

The Captain's Challenge 

A meal consisting of a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, but rather than with milk, with Captain Morgan Rum.
When Darren tried a bowl of The Captain's Challenge for the first time, he nearly lost his lunch. After a few shots of vodka, however, he ate the meal with gusto.

The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!