4 tasks in Electrical

Your death

Blue: i got 4 tasks in electrical
1 minute later. . . .
DEAD BODY REPORTED

by Communist Fish January 9, 2021

thabks

what you accidentally type instead of "thanks"

friend one: "thabks dude"
friend two: "did you mean thanks?"
friend one: "nah. thabks."

by ladykiller1234567890 March 4, 2017

Thank Google

An exclamation, similar to "Thank God", that one would use to express relief and gratitude after a long but successful search engine info hunt, started with very little to go on and ending with the knowledge sought.

I was looking for the name of the song in that commercial, because i'm totally addicted to it, and Thank Google I found it.

by jeffff June 5, 2007

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

by jamesqu August 2, 2018

thank u, next

Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy

Thank u, next

by James Clean November 5, 2018

thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

Monkey Task

Part of your job that is a total waste of time and could easily be performed by a monkey instead of a human.

You read for lunch yet?
No, I have to finish my monkey task first.

by Office Space December 18, 2003