ORPHAN TEARS

We popped the top, we know what was in it
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!)

Then the room filled with colors and shapes
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes
Oh snap, and what made it worse
Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass
He passed some gas and it snapped in half
Yo, Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair
Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus
I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on)
(Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears)

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
(Hey dude, get up!)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!"

I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo
I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!)

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar

"Hay how did u get the Orphan tears?"
Well Orphan tears is a song and I got the tears from Orphans crying and when they cry they produce liquid

by >Orphan tears< March 8, 2022

crocodile tears

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.

You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?

by Karsh May 13, 2004

spew tears

When you spew and tears run down your face.... pretty self explanatory

James: Hey Babyola! have you been crying?
Liam: Nuh I've just spewed everywhere because i can't hold my alcohol
James: Ha spew tears!!!!

by Babyola June 10, 2013

Thais

Thais' are just flat out cool! They can be your best friend or your worst enemy. She is incredibly smart, attractive and funny....just know that when she stares at you...she either thinks you're cute or amazed by your stupidity since you opened your mouth.

thais, awesome

by januaryjones February 3, 2010

Tearsa

The craziest, nicest, funniest girl you will ever meet. She will always be there for you, especially to make you laugh. She may seem like a freak at first but that is just because you dont know her yet. She will never judge you for your looks or what you have done in the past. She is probably the coolest girl you will ever meet.

Tearsa is amazing! (at drawing squirrels)

by Scooby (Your wife) October 30, 2011

John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.

Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!

by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010

Thara

Thara is the ideal girl. She's very confident and smart, but above all she's very funny and caring. As a friend, she'll always be there for you and she won't ask anything in return. She's always willing to help everybody around her because she likes to make people happy. She's charismatic and has girl crush attitude that made everybody (boys, girls and teachers) fall for her in high school. She likes art and she always smells really good plus she likes fashion so you will never see her look bad and being badly dressed even on weekends or during lazy days. She's beautiful, has beautiful hair and she's probably from the Middle-Eastern. She's very shy tho, and introverted that's why she looks mysterious but it's actually easy to be friend with her and if you become close to her, she'll be very affectionate towards you. She's flirtatious and she will probably ghost you real quick, so don't get attached to her, you'll regret it. She knows that she's attractive. That girl is a player.

Steve: Do you also have a crush on Thara ?
Marc: Of course duh, who doesn't ?

by Mamitatita November 16, 2019