Floridian tail pipe

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.

It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.

by Beckerman May 14, 2010

Touch Fluffy Tail

A reference to the scene in Monster Girl Quest where Tamamo gives you 3 choices of rewards:
Fried Tofu
Touch Fluffy Tail
Poseidon's Bell

If Touch Fluffy Tail is chosen, you get a hentai scene.

Touch Fluffy Tail. Why? It's fluffy, it's a tail, she has nine of them and looks like an 8 year old anime girl. Enjoy!

by TheGermanBritish Guy February 23, 2015

Tailgating

Driving dangerously close to the vehicle in front of you as to not give the proper car lengths space to be able to stop in time.

That bastid is Tailgating so close to me they are up my ass like toilet paper.

by sizzlechest November 23, 2013

Lose a tail

To escape from someone who is following you, to shake of someone following you.

Firstly, you gonna lose a tail for this thing to proceed.

by Damnnnn lad September 16, 2018

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

by KittenTails January 7, 2023

making a tail

excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.

As Sammy realized that his whole life was coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a tail.

by diogio rome July 1, 2009

Nine Tailed Fox

Either the Japanese myth, Epsilon-11 maybe even Naruto

P1: "Have you herd of Nine Tailed Fox my guy?"
P2: "SCP, the myth, or Naruto?"
P1: "Uhhhhhhhh....."

by Photon lol September 4, 2019