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raw shark texts

i just read the raw shark texts. it was legitsauce.
by aefoupqojteo March 14, 2009
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textyness

overwhellmed with to many texts!
Matt Hanson is way too textyness for me!
by xojenmeganox March 8, 2011
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texts go green

Drake’s beautiful attempt to bless his audience with such greatness on his album Honestly, Nevermind. Texts go green is simply referring to an Imessage being sent but it turns green rather than blue inferring one has been blocked.
Drake - “Texts go green, it hits a little different, dont it?”
P.S. - Honestly, Nevermind was a great album, stop the hate and appreciate greatness.
by KingmfK August 11, 2022
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Textsectomy

Drastic revision of text to remove excessive words.
That essay needs a textsectomy or no one will read it!
by The word creator's colleague August 10, 2009
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Textspectation

When you keep checking your mobile phone because you are either expecting a text, or are hoping to receive one.
Joey: Stop checking your phone all the time, you have chronic textspectation

Alex: Yeah I know, I just get excited knowing Bel is texting me
by heapsmissage_90 February 20, 2011
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textsperate

When you text someone three or more times in a day even thought they haven't replied to any of your messages. This is usually connected with a textsession.
me:hi!
sup?
why are you ignoring me?
talk to me!!
fine, i hate you.
ur officially on my hate list.

him:chill im sick so my phone was off!!

me:srry, when people don't text back i get a little textsperate.

him:wtf?

me:desperate, but like with texts

him:ur crazy
by Lillilivia March 20, 2008
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waffle texts

1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.

2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message
Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!

Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.

Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.
by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009
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