textpert

A researcher for a text-based question-and-answer service.

By Jove, those textperts from AQA provide excellent answers, where the textperts of 82 ASK are somewhat deficient in the quality department.

by Dave Rattigan June 25, 2006

textmestic

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009

textpectant

adj. That brief (maybe longer) moment after sending a text to a partner and seeing no other explanation that the person immediately sees and wants to respond to your text.

"She needs to text back about our date on Friday, I'm so textpectant."

by Estabanjosenegro January 28, 2014

textpert

a man named Franklin. who is an expert in texture

Daaaamn, Franklin is a muffuggin TEXTPERT! know what i mean, Leo?!

by JohnTMunsey March 11, 2019

Textpectation

when you expect a Textpectation.

Venus: "Sun, what's Textpectation."
Sun: "A Textpectation is when you expect a Texdpectation."

by Textpectator July 7, 2021

Textpectation

The captivation of the dots in iMessage that causes one to lose their free will to close the text.

I’d like to go on with my fucking day, but the dots have been in motion for five minutes straight. The textpectation is killing me.

by CouncilorBrian March 23, 2023

Textpectation

Textpectation is the anticipation or expectation of receiving a text message, often resulting in frequent checking of one's phone.

I have textpectation after applying for the job; I keep checking my phone, hoping for an interview invitation.

by Lane-Games April 20, 2023