Textibels

The texting equivalent of the use of decibels.

When someone gets "loud" in a text message or chat you reply with:

"Hey, you better check your textibels!"

by psufreak October 6, 2009

texticle

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle

by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006

Textican Standoff

This is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. Often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.

bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?

bystander two:
Yes, each of them is poised to hit send...but...well, you know...

bystander one:
Sí, Sí. They've got themselves a Textican Standoff.

by Saint Scams January 1, 2009

tentical porn

Sex with a squid. The squid sticks all tenticals in the ass or vagina

Tentical porn is the best kind of porn

by TENTACLES!!! April 15, 2017

textical

as getting a text while your phone is on your testicals

i just got a textical

by TJ and Jake williams May 16, 2010

Texticle Dysfunction

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.

I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.

by Railin' October 3, 2008

Testicall

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.

Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.

by BombDotComm August 30, 2014