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Tetos Mom

The specimen who is in loveeeeee with Michael. She loves her back shots especially.
Tetos mom wants to fuck michael.
by Tetos mom May 14, 2022
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TETO

An acronym for the phrase "To each their own".
"Humans are creatures of habit."
"Tell that to AA members"
"Even they have routine meetings"
"Not if one of them has a relapse"
"Whatever this argument is redundant, TETO"
by Ag Birdie November 27, 2020
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Kasane Teto

Goated Utau that sing with miku
Teto is love, Teto is life
I was only nine years old. I loved Kasane Teto so much, I had all her merchandise. I'd eat pears and French bread every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Teto is love", I would say, "Teto is life". My dad hears me and yells "Kasane Teto isn't real". I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Teto. I called him a Baka Baka Baka. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, I hear something. It's Teto. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear;

A pear does not worry
A pear does not care

She invites her Fruit friends into my room. My dad walks in. Teto looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's Neru over". Teto kills my dad with a comically large hammer.
Teto is love. Teto is life

Thank you Kasane Teto for helping me realize i was on the autism spectrum
by YOURNAMEXS September 14, 2025
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Teto

itsudemo I love you. kimi ni Take kiss me. wasurerarenai kara boku no daiji na memorii dorayaki wa shushoku ni narenai naraba uwagaki shichaeba boku no omoidoori zutto soba de miteru yo bakkuappu wa makasete hidari kara migi e to dekigoto ga acchi kocchi docchi
by Wyll!!!!! May 25, 2025
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kasane teto

our queen, our diva, our all

If you want a serious definition, kasane teto was a utauloid released on april 1st, 2010. She then became a synthV voicebank in 2023. Her character item is usually a baugette.
person 1: hey whos your favorite utauloid? mines defoko
person 2: kasane teto, shes such a diva
person 1: oh thats cool!
by lilizzzzziseepy June 6, 2025
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Teto-stan

Teto-stan is a really cool tiktoker!! >:)
they like teto alot
OMG TETO-STAN POSTED WOOOO!!
by prettyraccoon February 4, 2022
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Teto Day

A day for the amazing celebrity and beatboxer Teto Baloona, Celebrate it with any photo of teto.
Hey, did you hear about teto day? “no..whats that” fuck u
by babagrilbbg June 9, 2022
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