Testosteris

When a woman nearly overdoses on testosterone, causing her clitoris to grow to the point of looking like a cheap Made in China version of a full-grown penis.

A: "I was watching women's fitness on TV yesterday and I'm pretty sure that one of those women had a penis."
B: "No, that was just a testosterone-enhanced clitoris, a 'testosteris'."

by Artnar May 14, 2010

testosterone

The men's faithful companion. Testosteron or C19H28O2, as known by nerds and such, is the good friend you make in school, you meet him in 9th grade and you get along with him well. Highschool he is in your class so hes always with you and more than 75% of the times you do something "wrong" he has definetely something to do with it, the boy's best friend, from then on he's a friend for life and it will constantly be with you until he dies (andropause).
You can blaim him everytime a girl calls you pervert but the fault will always end up being yours.
Basically he drives the car but oficially you crash it.

Great summer day on mall you can't resist and grab that juicy ass, "You pervert!", "Geez sorry its the testosterone". *SLAP*

by the guy next door. January 22, 2009

testosterone fart

A public display of useless, excessive noise usually performed by a burly biker with a beer belly showing off his loud motorcycle in a public display of faux bravado or cheesy machismo.

Bikers who are proud to frequently let their motorcycles wind out are generally insecure and they feel that letting their motorcycles peel out will compensate for an undersized penis.

There are exceptions as sometimes on occasion, even a frail, young college boy will perform a "testosterone fart" to try to impress his friends or hot girls on campus.

The burly, bearded biker showed off his loud Harley as he revved the engine through the quiet town's main drag, as he sped away when the traffic light turned green. The small town folks were not amused.

The girl remarked, "That guy needs his muffler checked!"

The boy replied, "Nah, that was just some biker dude letting loose a 'testosterone fart.'"

by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

testosteroney

When someone, normally a guy is very horny, hyper, trying to get with someone constantly, not satisfied with one girl, not satisfied with no girls. attempts to show of to his male mates

That guy from wales is so testosteroney!

by FBJ March 17, 2009

Testosteroaming

The manly art of vacationing with platonic male friends. Activities may include hunting, fishing, camping and frequenting strip clubs. However, "sensitive" endeavors such as dining out, going to movies and shopping may also be included.

"I've got the house to myself this weekend as my husband Horace and his buddy Bill are testosteroaming in Colorado."

by rebstevenson May 24, 2009

testosterone

An anabolic hormone produced by the testes of males. It can also be obtained through aromatization of estradiol (estrogen) and synthetic forms are frequently attached to esters and injected by bodybuilders to increase hypertrophy many times over.

See: fina, trenbolone, juice, juicer, steroids, anabolic steroids, m1t, methyl1test, 1test, 1testosterone, roids, gear, dianabol, clenbuterol, clen, winstrol, winny, synovex, sustanon, proviron, mesterolone, nolvadex, clomid, eq, equipoise, anavar.

by Dabuek August 12, 2004

testosterowned

To be bested by someone more manly than oneself.

Hilary Clinton is going to get testosterowned by Barack Obama in the upcoming election.

by Scarlett Brohanson October 3, 2007