TesticKleaze

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."

"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"

by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

testickle

A sex toy shop

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!

by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011

testucked

Testucked is when you roll over in bed, in move on chair etc., and you testicle(s) get tucked underneath you and all of your weight falls onto your testicles. It is usually very painful.

Guy 1: OWWWWWWWWWW!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I just testucked myself!
Guy 2: Sore?
Guy 1: -_-

by Tha Keyboard April 28, 2014

tactifuck

a sex act in which the female wears tactical gear made especially for holding an array of sex toys, the man wears a helmet with an attached dildo. the pair enters a paintball arena where they proceed to use all toys on one another until one climaxes. each climax is a kill, 3 confirmed kills is the winner.

im bored, want to go tactifuck?

by ravyn6969 May 28, 2022

reverse tittifuck

having a girl lay down you sitting on her face facing her belly, her facing the back of your ass while you tutti fuck her and she licking your ass at the same time.

I finally got to reverse tittifuck my hot student teacher for the first time.

by HankTheTank69 May 10, 2016

testikick

to kick or be kicked with a extreme pressure or force to the testicular area

im going to "testikick" u if u don't shut up

by mrlemonhead June 29, 2009

Testificate

Mob di Minecraft, vecchio nome dei Villici, che abitano il villaggio. Hanno un naso grande, le mani nelle maniche, occhi verdi, alti 2 metri, e cliccandoci con il tasto destro puoi fare scambi.

Questo villaggio ha molti testificate.

by Gabriponte22 March 26, 2015