Pavement Testimony

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

by Lukenestler September 21, 2008

pepelaugh teatime

You use this combo when somebody dosnt realize the obvious

Person 1: Bro what even is that?
Person 2: Pepelaugh TeaTime oh no no

by Pepelaugh TeaTime November 8, 2020

testimony

A public declaration regarding a religious experience.

Kristine gave her testimony about how God has changed her life.

by ThatSensation! February 13, 2008

Thotimus Prime

The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.

Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”

by SDNonce1331 May 28, 2020

Thotimus Maximus

Adv. - Greatest, best Thot to the highest possible degree; The superior groupie
Adj. - The most favorable or advantageous thot;

Usually female however possible male
Most cases obtains Fame deriving from a celebrity by any means with evidence (pictures, stolen items ect..)

Kevin Hart: who will win in Thotimus Prime vs Thotimus Maximus
Katt Williiams: You know Thotdrea usually always to thotiana
Kevin Hart: lets bet on that Katt

by Elfresh June 29, 2016

Thotimus Prime

Lorenzo Ramos

Hey there’s our leader... Thotimus Prime (a.k.a. Lorenzo Ramos)

by Sea Thot July 25, 2018

Thotimus Prime

The ultimate thot
Someone who is a huge hoe

RiLeY rUiZ is thotimus prime

Is that you? thotimus prime?

by roast me March 13, 2019