dragon tendon

The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.

Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!

by John MacGregor September 6, 2006

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

tending the rabbits

The urge to take care/manage a large herd of rabbits that exist in the imaginary garden behind a dead baby field. The rabbits existance is contigent upon the neural circuitry of your brain.

"Holy shit man, I tended the fuck outta those rabbits last night! Tending the rabbits can be such a burden sometimes."

by pitydafool May 27, 2009

Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

by Big T Bag October 24, 2008

Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

Tendon Rip

Something you do when you rip a girl's vagina apart.

Guy 1 : Hey i am gonna tendon rip my girl's vagina tonight.

Guy 2 : Ohh ok whatever that suits your taste.

by Some Dude really some dude. April 26, 2009