Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.
by The Awesome February 06, 2005
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tend my sheep

Tending someone's sheep is taking a razor and shaving a guys Hairy ball sack
Damn last night gina had to tend my sheep.
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tend to your hen

Abdirazak: are u gonna tend to your hen tonight?
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tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)
tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
by Luting September 04, 2022
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port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.
Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024
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