When u keep an item nestled in between your legs for an extended period of time, usually on road trips or events such as movies and concerts. The resulting effect is an item that retains the temperature of your balls 98.6 degrees and hotter. Usually ending in the annihilation of cold beverages.
by JordanTheDollarBill January 12, 2010
When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.
Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked
by Ace, 8's, Flash, Proffesor, Romeo February 26, 2008
by anannim00s3 August 09, 2011
Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature
by Mytheonix April 22, 2023
When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.
"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."
"How'd you take her termperature"
"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"
"How'd you take her termperature"
"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"
by Benny Delicious October 15, 2006
When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.
by darkralph January 24, 2014
A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day
The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
by EmzieWemzie May 09, 2023