Dry Texter

Someone who can’t hold a texting conversation to save their fucking life.

Kara made me want to deep fry my left hand because she kept replying with “lol”. She’s such a dry texter.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

Tekkersaurusrex

Someone who has the skills to pay the bills

Football- He is a TEKKERSAURUSREX

by Dackes September 18, 2012

testeria

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.

When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.

by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009

testers

free street drug samples

New stash, line up for testers.

by Jim King December 17, 2004

tenter hooks

(or tenterhooks) meaning to wait with feelings of nervousness or anxiety in anticipation for something to happen in the near future.

She was on tenter hooks as the police officer calculated her BAC.

by mailburner January 13, 2010

textertain

Continuous texting banter back and forth with high frequency and amusing content.

Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "

by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010

Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.

He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.

by Gwazel July 11, 2014