tekked

An expression that is prominently used to refer to an object that is either broken, of shoddy quality, or highly impractical. It can also refer to one's outlandish physical appearance or actions.

"Yo man, what's up with your computer? It keeps shutting off by itself"
"I don't know, man, shit is tekked."

by thatdudechino September 3, 2013

Tek

nickname for boston red sox catcher Jason Varitek

Man, did you see Tek hit that home run off mariano rivera in the 9th?

by phil July 27, 2004

Teks

Shortened for Technique. Used in cases when a person or entity has displayed an action of skill or no skill at all.

Boy: Did you just see that? That man just dropped on the floor!

Boy 2: Urgh, No Teks!

by SpartanMandem January 24, 2013

Tekking

When sharing a tube, straw, or other liquid passing object between 2 urethras. Then urinating from one penis to the other.

When Tekking, you must sterilize the tube first.

by Platehatred August 20, 2010

TEKS

TEKS is the most polite way of insulting a female person.

It spells the word 'SKET' backwards and is used as a polite backhanded insult!

Guy: 'i like what you've done with your hair TEKS'

Girl: 'whats a teks?'

Guy: 'its a book, a text book' (cover up the insult)

by u_r_sad_dot_com June 14, 2011

tekked

absolutely wasted. so wasted that you cant move.

shit what happened last night i cant remember a thing

you were lying in a puddle of your own piss and vomit completely unconscious

maate i must've been tekked

by JamieT123 September 20, 2007

Lemon Tek

A process where you put dried shrooms, chopped up or grinded, into lemon juice. Essentially, the idea behind the lemon tek is that the acidic lemon juice will extract the active alkaloids from powdered mushrooms, increasing the absorption rate, decreasing duration and increasing peak plasma levels.

I'm short on time today so I'm going to lemon tek and be good to go by 5.

by C0ldfax June 23, 2011