New Zealand slang.
Popular in the East Coast. Sometimes spelt as teats. It’s used to describe someone/something as being
useless; boring;
pathetic; underwhelming; inconvenient etc. It is essentially used to characterise a person or object and sometimes a situation as having a negative trait.
“Don’t be a teets c*nt, just come out with
the boys.”
“His car breaks down heaps, f*cking teets.”
“He’s so teets oi, did you hear he cheated on
Maria?”
“My night was so teets, I got dragged out just to
sober drive.”