Teetotaler

An extremely boring and dull person. They hate fun and shouldn't be invited anywhere.

Cara was at my party and was acting like a teetotaler, it was very boring.

by Beatthedealer February 22, 2017

teetotaler

Teetotaler is from tee (the letter t, as in total) + total + -er.

You mentioned that magazine on our walk to Soho, the first time we met, when you were attempting to be a teetotaler.

by fishy December 28, 2005

Teetotaler

A teetotaler is someone who doesn't drink alcohol, be it for religious, moral reasons, or just personal preference, such as not liking the taste.

I am a teetotaler because I am very prone to developing bad habits, and am worried that if I did drink it would become another addiction/bad habit. Therefore, I will not use alcohol under any circumstances.

by This is my handle okay October 5, 2025

Reverse Teetotaler

A person who abstains strictly from water, tea, coffee, and other non-alcoholic beverages, professing to consume only fermented or distilled liquors; an individual who avoids sobriety with the same rigor a teetotaler avoids alcohol.

The club is populated by reverse teetotalers who view the tea urn with deep suspicion and the gin bottle with reverence.

by TR Arterburn December 2, 2025