A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work
by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005
Get the Ted Nugentmug. by Region Rat April 30, 2010
Get the Ted Nugentmug. something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).
thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!
by rhinozrus February 19, 2009
Get the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabagmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2024
Get the Ted Nugentmug. Described as being "as divisive as he is legendary," this man is an amazing musician...and a downright horrible person. Even if you agree with him politically, one simply cannot deny that he is an utterly reprehensible human being.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2024
Get the Ted Nugentmug. When you have sex with a hot underage girl (jailbait) on a county fair stage while wearing camo and a Republican pin. At the same time, you're choaking her (stranglehold) and breathing in the scent of her wet panties on your face, i.e. "wango tango."
Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.
by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024
Get the Ted Nugentmug. A really awesome musician. Don't let the fact that he's a godawful human stop you from enjoying him.
Ted Nugent may be a racist, draft-dodging pedophile, but you can't deny he's absolutely outstanding.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 28, 2024
Get the Ted Nugentmug.