TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.
"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
by artfulmark February 16, 2010
Get the TeaTards mug.n. The combination of the words 'text' and 'retard'. Used to describe someone that will constantly use text-speak nearly to the point of you wanting to slap them several times for looking so unintelligent and all-around annoying. However, using frequent text language, with the acception of cell phones and actual text usage, does not make one a textard. To be a textard, they must use text-speak constantly for virtually every word in the sentence when it's unnecessary.
AIM discussion:
RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?
Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??
RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.
RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?
Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??
RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.
by TheWhatGirl September 11, 2009
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Get the textarded mug.A word invented by progressive internet trolls who lack the intellectual ability to argue a position on it's own merit.
"I have no counter argument for your statements so I'm just going to call you names like "Teatard" because I can't think above a 10 year old level.
by a REAL liberal August 22, 2011
Get the Teatard mug.Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.
by Jackalman December 5, 2007
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A computer illiterate who thinks that they are an expert, but is mistaken.
Usually found prowling IT support forums, spouting hundreds of irrelevant and obvious questions and answers, and usually burying the actual answer under mountains of nonsense posts.
They are also usually found near totally destroyed electronic devices, which had previously had only relatively minor problems.
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A computer literate who is an expert in a limited number of fields, but attempts to cover this huge gap in their knowledge. They will usually avoiding questions outside of these fields by unhelpfully suggesting that people move their entire operation to their field of expertise instead.
A computer illiterate who thinks that they are an expert, but is mistaken.
Usually found prowling IT support forums, spouting hundreds of irrelevant and obvious questions and answers, and usually burying the actual answer under mountains of nonsense posts.
They are also usually found near totally destroyed electronic devices, which had previously had only relatively minor problems.
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A computer literate who is an expert in a limited number of fields, but attempts to cover this huge gap in their knowledge. They will usually avoiding questions outside of these fields by unhelpfully suggesting that people move their entire operation to their field of expertise instead.
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Q: I have bought a new RAID card, and I am unable to boot due to a problem with the firmware. Does anyone know where to find the new version?
A: Have you tried rebooting?
A: Have turned it off and on again?
A: Reinstall your OS.
A: Attack of the techtards <rolls eyes>. Here's where to get it...
A: Have you tried rebooting?
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Q: I have bought a new RAID card, and I am unable to boot due to a driver conflict. Does anyone know where to find the new firmware?
A: Get Linux, it's way more stable than the rubbish you're using.
A: Get Windows, it's way easier than the rubbish you're using.
A: Attack of the techtards <rolls eyes>. Here's here to get it...
A: Get a Mac, it's way prettier than the rubbish you're using.
Q: I have bought a new RAID card, and I am unable to boot due to a problem with the firmware. Does anyone know where to find the new version?
A: Have you tried rebooting?
A: Have turned it off and on again?
A: Reinstall your OS.
A: Attack of the techtards <rolls eyes>. Here's where to get it...
A: Have you tried rebooting?
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Q: I have bought a new RAID card, and I am unable to boot due to a driver conflict. Does anyone know where to find the new firmware?
A: Get Linux, it's way more stable than the rubbish you're using.
A: Get Windows, it's way easier than the rubbish you're using.
A: Attack of the techtards <rolls eyes>. Here's here to get it...
A: Get a Mac, it's way prettier than the rubbish you're using.
by Mr Savlon September 8, 2009
Get the techtard mug.1. A synonym for TEDsters, from a third-party observer who may not bear positive feelings towards the aforementioned individuals.
2. A specialized form of noobtard obsessed with TED talks. Said noobs often think more highly of themselves than they really are, based on the fact that they like conferences requiring the social acumen of an Aspie and the attention span of a Twitter addict.
3. An under-confident individual hidden in the comfort of the Ivory Tower of academia desperately craving overexposure and fame via lousy contemporary social media technology, in an attempt to strengthen their fragile yet inflated ego.
4. An Asperger's/Aspie who gathers among other aspies and rejoice about ideas of innovation, entertainment, and design, but truly looks up to the trend-setting conference only because it occasionally showcases actual academic celebrities such as Richard Dawkins and übernerd Bill Gates.
5. People obsessed with a silly, allegedly intellectually-motivated conference that once gave 100,000$ to Bono, a talentless, nose-picking Irish dwarf who nevertheless has more money in tax shelters than the gross domestic income of some third-world countries. The aforementioned individual was also granted a "wish to change the world", which he should have used towards learning how to say the number 4 in Spanish (Bono is famous for his mathematical skills in Spanish: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!").
2. A specialized form of noobtard obsessed with TED talks. Said noobs often think more highly of themselves than they really are, based on the fact that they like conferences requiring the social acumen of an Aspie and the attention span of a Twitter addict.
3. An under-confident individual hidden in the comfort of the Ivory Tower of academia desperately craving overexposure and fame via lousy contemporary social media technology, in an attempt to strengthen their fragile yet inflated ego.
4. An Asperger's/Aspie who gathers among other aspies and rejoice about ideas of innovation, entertainment, and design, but truly looks up to the trend-setting conference only because it occasionally showcases actual academic celebrities such as Richard Dawkins and übernerd Bill Gates.
5. People obsessed with a silly, allegedly intellectually-motivated conference that once gave 100,000$ to Bono, a talentless, nose-picking Irish dwarf who nevertheless has more money in tax shelters than the gross domestic income of some third-world countries. The aforementioned individual was also granted a "wish to change the world", which he should have used towards learning how to say the number 4 in Spanish (Bono is famous for his mathematical skills in Spanish: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!").
Look, Sarah Silverman just said the word "retard" in front of TEDtards, and they were offended!
Why attend a whole class on some serious, in depth topic at university, when you can watch an 18-minute spiel about global warming, wireless electricity, and other bullshit!?
Why attend a whole class on some serious, in depth topic at university, when you can watch an 18-minute spiel about global warming, wireless electricity, and other bullshit!?
by The Goblin King May 7, 2010
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