Ticonderoga High School

A school where Teen pregnancy makes you popular. The girls in this school have no clue how to close their legs and it's not uncommon for them to date their best friends ex's. As long as you've got a dick an are good at sports, you are treated like a god. If you've got a vagina, welll then you might as well drink bleach. The freshmen and sophomores assume that they run the school, which makes the upperclassmen pissed, but they don't give enough fucks to do anything about it. Cheating is also common due to the various whores that run around the halls with their ass and tits hanging out, claiming themselves as "hot." They infact smell like tunafish and plaster their makeup on, but fail to notice because they are all stuck up one another's asses. All the guys are gay for one another and constantly smack each other's asses in the halls, gym, bathroom, classroom etc. Everyone in this school is a fake ass bitch and stab, even their best friends, in the back. Word about things travel fast in this school, getting twisted along the way. Drugs are commonly passed throughout the halls during the school day, not making it hard to get "hooked up." Stay away from this school at all costs, who knows what diseases are in the air inside that school.

Stranger: Where did you go to school?
Ti Local: Ticonderoga High School.
Stranger: So a strip club.
Ti Local: .....basically.

by Scum bag March 19, 2017

Teondra

Teondra is fun to be around Teondra can get annoying Teondra is a goof ball Teondra like to have fun Teondra is wise talented pretty but Teondra can be bi polor

Teondra have great days why tommy can't pull a Teondra

by Icetucker March 13, 2017

teondra

Teondra is an amazing person who is a goof ball Teondra is a very bi polor person Teondra can never stay mad at no one no mader the circumstances Teondra is beautiful Teondra want to be accepted Teondra loves life and want to have fun

Teondra always have a great day billy is always mad he can never pull a teondra

by Icetucker March 13, 2017

ticonderoga tangler

When she rolls over during double penetration and both dicks get twisted together.

"...So last night we were trying some DP when all of a sudden she gives us a Ticonderoga tangler! Needless to say Fred and I won't be in to work till Thursday."

by Whyareyousofuckingweird June 12, 2018

ticonderoga

A loose reference to any all male gay retreat which is highlighted by heavy use of speedos, vegan menus, and frisbees.

Hey, are you going to the ticonderoga in August? God I'm horny.

by LanceLyman April 14, 2008

Ticonderphile

A person who loves using a pencil during school. They are called Ticonderphiles because, if they have a choice, 99% of all Ticonderphiles will use a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, or a Ticon, as their writing utensil. And really, who can blame them?

Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?

Person: Is pen okay?

Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!

Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.

Ticonderphile: *RAGE*

by cee-em-kay September 23, 2011

Teiondre

The most caring and honest person you will meet in your entire life. Funny and fun to be around. Teiondre brings enjoyment to any function he's at. Help's whoever is in need

Tim: He my Teiondre I need your help?

Teiondre: No problem what's up

Tim: Can I borrow some money?

Teiondre: Yeah sure, just hit me when you can give it back

by TrisTringle69 March 16, 2017