A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.
This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!
by Zippy_FL April 8, 2011
Get the Technotard mug.The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.
by D_T_Le July 26, 2009
Get the Technotarded mug.by SammyPie January 15, 2011
Get the Technotard mug.1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.
1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."
2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."
3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."
2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."
3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."
by kingpower0123 December 25, 2010
Get the Technotards mug.A person that is technologically stunted.. has difficulty understanding basic concepts, even with a detailed explanation.
I tried to run them through the process of changing a sparkplug, but they were too technotarded to get it.
by dodogas February 24, 2011
Get the Technotard mug.A person, usually middle-aged baby-boomer who is completely inept at using most forms of modern technology, including, but not limited to; cell phones, computers, PDAs, printers, fax machines, photocopiers, etc.
My father can not figure out how to check his email or download a simple attachment. My father is a technotard.
by jettyrock March 25, 2009
Get the Technotard mug.Technotard is a derogatory term used by technology experts to describe people with little or no technical ability. Additionally, technotards do not generally have the desire or willingness to learn about technology. Instead, they rely upon technology experts or geeks to do everything for them. Technotards often have the mistaken belief that technical problems can be solved with little or no effort, and be fixed in less than five minutes.
One that has no ability to do more than check e-mail.
One that has no ability to do more than check e-mail.
Tom is such a TECHNOTARD!!
He created a document, saved in on a floppy, gave the floppy away and now cannot understand why he can't get the file because it shows up in his 'Recent Documents' list!
He created a document, saved in on a floppy, gave the floppy away and now cannot understand why he can't get the file because it shows up in his 'Recent Documents' list!
by Coop Member September 28, 2006
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