Technotard

A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.

This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!

by Zippy_FL April 8, 2011

Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.

"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."

by D_T_Le July 26, 2009

Technotard

An individual who is inept (retarded) with anything having to do with technology and computers.

You technotard! All you do is turn the GPS on and put in the address.

by SammyPie January 15, 2011

Technotards

1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.

1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."

2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."

3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."

by kingpower0123 December 25, 2010

Technotard

A person that is technologically stunted.. has difficulty understanding basic concepts, even with a detailed explanation.

I tried to run them through the process of changing a sparkplug, but they were too technotarded to get it.

by dodogas February 24, 2011

Technotard

A person, usually middle-aged baby-boomer who is completely inept at using most forms of modern technology, including, but not limited to; cell phones, computers, PDAs, printers, fax machines, photocopiers, etc.

My father can not figure out how to check his email or download a simple attachment. My father is a technotard.

by jettyrock March 25, 2009

Technotard

Someone who is not technologically inclined or able to use basic office machines.

Carol can't figure out how to use her scanner. She's a technotard.

by Alice Crowley March 30, 2009