teaky

teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television.

the cute show's special on disabled pets was so teaky that my mascara started running

by alice1974 October 19, 2007

Tecateme

Slang. Verb. Imperative.

"Pass me a beer." usually of the inexpensive variety or specifically a Tecate.

From: Tecate (a mexican beer ) + me (first person pronoun)

Kevin: Tecateme
Chris: What kind? PBR or Miller?
Kevin: PBR.

by brown_ct July 10, 2009

Geek Teak

Geek: a slang term meaning a computer/Sci fi/horror/LARPer/gamer/etc expert or enthusiast.

Teak: a type of hardwood.

Geek Teak: When you feel intense, physical excitement over something or someone geeky. Non-gender specific.

"Wow- do you see that Slave Leia over there? I'm sporting huge geek teak."
-or-
"Hey, have you seen the latest trailer for 'The Knights of Badassdom'? Yea verily it gave me mighty geek teak."

by SarahsLame July 28, 2011

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

by Teakman April 27, 2009

techknowledgeble

those knowledgeble in the technological field.

he is very techknowledgeble.

by jeymz bon jovi December 19, 2008

Teckweng

1.A man who likes to offer his sexual appeal by pole dancing
2.A smart man but horny and faps all the time secretly.

Oh my god!I never knew he was such a teckweng.

by Teckleng August 28, 2014

tecking

To use or to be in the act of using computers, phones,laptops or tablets
And when someone is totally absorbed in using computer technology they are (tecking)

I try ed to get your attention but you were to busy tecking

I won't be going the pub tonight I'll be home tecking....

by Urban kindness June 10, 2016